{"product_id":"bird-feeder-whatabirder","title":"ADG42 The Whatabirder Parody Bird Feeder","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a slice of Southern nostalgia and a whole lot of humor to your backyard! The ADG42 \"Whatabirder\" is a hilarious, detailed fast-food parody bird feeder designed for the backyard bird watcher with a Texas-sized appetite for fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Version:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9.5\" H x 9\" W x 9\" D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCafe Version:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11\" H x 11\" W x 8\" D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Benefits:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Texas Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Backed by glowing customer reviews, this hilarious yard art is the perfect gift for a true Texan, a die-hard burger fan, or a homesick friend who had to move out of state and misses a taste of home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCustomizable Mounting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium brass fittings are pre-attached directly to the birdhouse. Simply screw the included mounting bracket into your desired position to easily secure it to a tree, post, or wall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging Option (Classic Only):\u003c\/strong\u003e If you prefer not to use the bracket, the Classic version also features a precision 4-point suspension system so the feeder stays perfectly level when hung from a branch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBird-Friendly Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features integrated drainage holes on the bottom to ensure the birdseed stays dry and fresh after it rains.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from Premium Pro Biomass PLA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMounting Hardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes pre-attached brass fittings and a customizable screw-on bracket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnvironment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Place in a shaded area for best results.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original ADG42 parody design, proudly Made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct FAQs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How does the mounting bracket work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: It is designed to be highly customizable. The birdhouse has high-quality brass fittings already attached to it. You simply take the included mounting bracket and screw it into the fittings in whatever position works best for your specific tree, post, or flat surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this a good gift for someone who moved out of Texas?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Absolutely! Customers constantly review this as the perfect, funny gift for displaced Texans. It brings a nostalgic, iconic slice of Southern fast-food culture right to their new backyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Will rainwater pool inside the bird feeder?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: No, both the Classic and Cafe versions are designed with integrated drainage holes to ensure rainwater easily escapes, keeping the feeding area clean and dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**This design is the original work of ADG42. All rights reserved. Unauthorized copying or distribution is prohibited.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegal Disclaimer: The \"Whatbirder\" is an original, comedic parody design. This novelty item is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any specific Texas burger chain. It is intended purely as humorous yard art.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Active Doodie Gear­®","offers":[{"title":"Classic","offer_id":46317664141483,"sku":"ced_45782644228295","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cafe","offer_id":46317664174251,"sku":"ced_45782644261063","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/0142\/7371\/files\/PXL_20251114_164818408_1.jpg?v=1780484599","url":"https:\/\/walnutcreekpet.com\/products\/bird-feeder-whatabirder","provider":"Walnut Creek Pets LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}